yesterday was a bad travelling day. sometimes, you can't blame ppl for wanting to own their own form or transport 'cause there are all these irrational and irritating and idiotic commuters everywhere!!!

example:

1] AUNTIES [our all time hated]

definitely not entitled to Priority Seats since they don't look like any of the pictures in the sticker pasted above the seat! and seriously, if u have enough energy to power that loud-hailer mouth, i'm darn sure u can stand for the journey. those elderly ppl who deserve to sit are the really old and frail and trembling kind of ppl...or if u see that they are unwell/have swollen feet/almost bones left etc. the REAL elderly, not 40-60sth aunties who rattle on like a machine gun set to automatic ok?

2] ppl who are claustrophobic

these ppl are easily spotted as they are afraid of crowded and squeezy places and CAN'T WAIT TO GET OFF THE TRAIN OR BUS for some fresh air and space. nvm that we're walking into a station in front of a construction site. the air out there is alws fresher to these phobics. so, in order to get some life-saving fresh air, they'll squeeze past you, try to over take you ala-F1 style, stand up from their seats even though you're standing in front of them and there is obvly NO SPACE, secretly or openly nudge you with their bags or elbows, depending on the level of their phobia

on a side note, i was on the verge of telling an auntie off yesterday: fuck la can u stop pushing? no space alr can? door haven't open la!

but then abit too unglam, so i pushed her back using Newton's 3rd Law -- action reaction pair!! u push me, i push u. just that the "i push u" part had a greater magnitude of force

3] guys who think "my balls are too damn huge i can't close my legs of i'll suffocate them"

these ppl are another easy bunch to spot. they're alws occupying more than one seat, legs in a constant open V position and don't give a hoot that the person on their sides are being out-spaced. like hello! no one is really interested if u THINK ur balls are huge cos if ppl are really interested, they'll want to KNOW and SEE that they are huge. and huge balls don't mean huge cock so PLEEEEASE, close your legs just a wee bit, and be a whole damn lot more considerate!

4]ppl who think: i'm so gonna be the next s'pore idol

yes, these ppl belt out tunes and lyrics and what not, inspite of the fact that they might not exactly be the very best of singers or decent singers in the first place. doesn't mean that we can't hear u if u can't hear yourself! save our ears and stop singing out loud in public!

5] ppl who think: my bag contains gold bars, precious stones and JI BA BAN

and so they'll put in their utmost efforts into protecting their priced belongings. these ppl leave their bags on the seat and stand in front of that seat in full guard. i mean, u can hide in under the seat u know? it's kinda dark down there too...

SMRT shld create a cabin just for students and split it into female and male side. because...
a] students do get tired aft a whole day of sch, so we shld get a seat instead of aunties

b] survey has shown that only 1 in 5 men will give up their seats to a woman irregardless of her looks. so, guys'll get 15% of the seats for being so damn bloody selfish n ungracious and we ladies will get the rest. and for ppl who want to be with their partners, there'll be a couple cabin...muahahaha.

all aunties and inconsiderate ppl out there shld pray that i don't become the next transport minister or i'll make MY REFORMS!!! =)))